July 21, 2016
Much help out there to answer this question (if you want to avoid stepping into that truck and getting proselytized.)
You could rely on this:
Or on this: 
Or do this:
Unless you’re a cynic and believe this:
God is laughing – written small enough to show a certain uncertainty by the writer?
Steve Tilden
The man dies on the operating table, and the medical team is unhooking his body when he opens his eyes and sits up. ‘We though you died,’ they said. “I did,’ he said. ‘Did you go to heaven?’ they said. ‘I did,’ he said. ‘Did you see God?’ they said. ‘I did,’ he said. ‘What’s He like? they said. ‘Well, first off, she’s black.’
Martha Ullman West
Nice, very nice photos. Years ago I was stuck in traffic at that impossible intersection on the east side of the Burnside Bridge, where there is a sign for a Four Square church, which for some reason (boredom probably) caught my eye. “Call Upon the Lord” it flashed at me, and it occurred to me that if everyone caught in the traffic picked up their mobile phones and dialed Godalmighty, it would go straight to voice mail, whose message might be: God is busy right now. To make a reservation for Heaven, please push one. For Hell, please push 2. For all other reservations, either for aftterlife housing or matters of faith, please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
friderikeheuer@gmail.com
Wrong number!